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Hoe Faced

To be, generally, a fucked up cock sucker. One of the most annoying people ever, Hoe Faced people should be avoided wherever possible.
Hoe Faced Prick with goofy teeth - "'Lo!"
Guy - "Get the fuck away from me, you Hoe Faced dick!"

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--=- Seven is the answer to everything -=--
by Dillan - Scottish 4 lyphe March 18, 2007
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that hoe slaps

that stuff is good
by kswizzleeeee July 8, 2017
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hoe heels

High heels worn by hoes; The taller the heels, the sluttier the girl.
Hoe: "So, my boyfriend got me some high heels for my birthday, and I love them"
Me: " Did you mean Hoe Heels? Because that's exactly what you are. I'm guessing he got them where he got his Fuckboi Kicks"
by poketacotruck January 28, 2018
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bit-hoe

A female who posts an online dating profile which obviously indicates her intentions in finding a mate that receives a bigger paycheck than herself. Coined from the terms bitcoin and hoe. (Also see bitwhore.)
Don't bother emailing her, she's obviously a bit-hoe! Reason one, she stated on her page twice that she's looking for someone who is "ambitious," which we all know is code word for "got bank!" Reason two, she indicated that her salary is $35,000-50,000, and yet she has selected in her preferences, that she's only interested in someone who makes $50,000 or higher; a profile resounding with earmarks of a bit-hoe, if I've ever seen one!
by YumiSpewns December 5, 2014
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Walmart Hoe

A girl who has everything you need at a cheap price and is open for business 24/7
Bro your girl Trisha is such a Walmart hoe she has dude show up at her house at 3 in the morning
by Andrewcon72 August 1, 2018
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Trader Hoe's

A grocery store for promiscuous women who want condoms, tampons, etc.
Gregory: I got tampons for my wife.
Ben: Where did you buy them.
Gregory: Trader Hoe's.
by gregben August 21, 2022
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Hoe alert

When you got hoes in your phone and you open the text, but you don’t text them back
Michelle phone when she opens it and doesn’t open it, basic hoe alert
by Sexy Phil 123 October 23, 2018
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