ghetto bird

ghetto resident that rarely leaves his block or immediate area. Always returns home to roost.

Where is your accomplice Tyrone?

" Tyrone?! ,hell on his block. He's a real ghetto bird, bet his ass warming the stoop now...Florida Ave."

by BluStarr September 6, 2016

Ghetto Mechanics

To fix something like furniture, hardware or your home, with tools that aren’t correct for fixing said thing, but it still works.

“Hey Jim, it turns out I didn’t have to get someone to fix my broken window, I just used my ghetto mechanics.”

by Sumkidontheintertet December 19, 2021

ghetto binding

A method of binding volumes of documents whereby the binder staples the document lengthwise in three places on the left side of the page (i.e. top, middle, and bottom) and then wraps the entire left side of the document volume, front to back, with electrical tape, covering up the staples and creating a crude binding.

Uh oh, these appellate briefs need to be in the court's hands in Albany no later than tomorrow, FedEx Office is telling me they won't finish binding them by the final pickup time tonight for overnight delivery, and the court will reject the entire appeal if they are not bound according to its uptight rules. what do I do?

You should consider ghetto binding that shit, counsel!

by Alan Doucheowitz May 13, 2017

Ghetto lunch

Having lunch together with loved ones, through not physically eating next to them.

Can we have ghetto lunch?

by Poogom July 1, 2018