Scrambled Eggs

When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.
Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.

Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.
by Dick Cheese Machine July 26, 2018
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A trans person in denial that is so in denial of their true self that they turn to bigotry, usually transphobia, in order to cope with their own fear and self hatred towards themselves. Prime for indoctrination by the far right.
Person 1: *insert thing here* is so woke! The liberals are at it again!
Person 2: Don't you literally draw genderbend/trans hentai for a living?
Persona 1: S...shut up! It's just a fetish for me! I'm not a degenerate trans like you! Baka!
Persona 2: Lol what a scrambled egg.
by KrimsonKatt June 06, 2023
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The act of holding on your piss to your limit and then proceed to edge yourself to be able to release a wonderful mixture of piss and semen inside of your bros asshole. You then let it ferment for a few minutes and now you can cook and eat it.
Hey my best bro, wanna eat some scrambled eggs with me ? (subliminal message)
by Grigni August 16, 2024
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Fellatio, specifically the act of holding the penis in one hand stroking it while sucking on the testicles and flicking them with the tongue.
by Trussetyv February 23, 2024
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The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.
Dude did you hear about Stacy?
Yeah dude, she turned that dude into a scrambled egg
by Largemakesstuff October 14, 2019
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When you scoop out your partners eggs and you cum on them and mix it up to then eat it.
me and Martha made some scrambled eggs last night!

No way!

Yeah she let me scoop em right out!
by Marthas.big.juicy.eggs February 25, 2019
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Eggs Benedict Arnold

Eggs Benedict Arnold…. Cumming in the

Hollandaise sauce Sauce as sneaky revenge! ICS
She cheated on me , fed her
Eggs Benedict Arnold for Breakfast!!!
by Hangstank December 01, 2023
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