As Leni bent over Barrett stuck both fingers all the way in her Pink then also his thumb in her Stink .
by Litch, Andy, Michelle, & Lacy Martin July 27, 2003
Get the Two in pink One in the stinkmug. A person who surrenders his/her life to the parent of the opposite sex. He/she has a sexual relationship with this parent, and his/her life depends on the promises of this parent.
That goodie-two-shoes is mentally incompatible to build his own family because he is so fucked up by his mother!
by veggieduck September 24, 2006
Get the goodie-two-shoesmug. A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.
by Picax8398 July 28, 2017
Get the two tone post malonemug. The occurence of a two check-out laugh is when two men are checking-out the same girl and catch each other.
Guy1 oooh look at those lumps
Guy2 mmmh I'd tap that
Guy1 Is that guy checking out the same girl
Guy2 Hey wait a minute is he?
All HAHAHAHAHAHA lol
Two Check-Out Laugh
Guy2 mmmh I'd tap that
Guy1 Is that guy checking out the same girl
Guy2 Hey wait a minute is he?
All HAHAHAHAHAHA lol
Two Check-Out Laugh
by Abidjan September 28, 2008
Get the Two Check-Out Laughmug. When you prop your feet on the en table and drive your veiny man septer into her vaj like a post hole digger
by thatch city March 22, 2010
Get the two legged post poundermug. 1.)Exclamation of joy when i. Taking out two opponents at once on any FPS ii. Passing two cars in one corner on a racing game
2.) A Line From Mo' Money
2.) A Line From Mo' Money
1.) i. after circle strafing and decapitating two ppl on unreal tournament, Darryl yells 'pop pop two for one'
by TiggerBoy November 19, 2003
Get the Pop Pop, Two For Onemug. A joke.
There was this woman who was getting fucked by a lot of guys.
Her husband said if you let anybody fuck you again I'm going to pull all the hairs out of your pussy.
then a white guy came to see her and started fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet! so he hides in the closet.
Then this black guy comes in and starts fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet!
Then her husband came in and said has somebody been fucking you AGAIN !
so he pulls all the hair out of her pussy except one.
as her starts to pull the last hair out of her pussy he said come out of there you little black s.o.b.
then the black guy speaks up and said not before you make that little white s.o.b. come out first.
There was this woman who was getting fucked by a lot of guys.
Her husband said if you let anybody fuck you again I'm going to pull all the hairs out of your pussy.
then a white guy came to see her and started fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet! so he hides in the closet.
Then this black guy comes in and starts fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet!
Then her husband came in and said has somebody been fucking you AGAIN !
so he pulls all the hair out of her pussy except one.
as her starts to pull the last hair out of her pussy he said come out of there you little black s.o.b.
then the black guy speaks up and said not before you make that little white s.o.b. come out first.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009
Get the The two guys in the closetmug.