punch

A sexual act of foreplay, used to weaken mate before fucking.

Mike punched Elsa before fucking her.

by Authentic_Jeans July 8, 2018

Christmas Punch

Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...

Normally followed by a Christmas Kick

(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!

by elementcubed November 21, 2010

Punch a dumb blonde

On April 3rd, if you see a blonde…punch them square in the face!

“You just punched that blonde!”
“Yeah! It’s Punch a Dumb Blonde day!”

by apokalypz May 14, 2025

crenshaw punch

When a daily stoner waits all day to smoke so their tolerance is lower than usual.

I’m gonna smoke two joints and get crenshaw punched tonight.

by DoomedUser69 October 13, 2020

Punching Sun

Going out and doing activities when it's sunny out. Can also include just chilling or hanging out in the sunshine.

Hey Josh, wanna go to the park and punch some sun later?

Nikki and I are punching sun tomorrow with the frisbee.

by SunPuncher May 8, 2021

Thunchii Punch

Thunchii or thunchii punch is a combination of party favors in a cup.

You can add your favorite ingredients to your cup of thunch. Typically a mixer is liquor and drugs.

Thunchii punch.

Bitch I’m drunk off that thunchii.

Slim poured a 8 of wok in that 2 liter thunchii. He finna be fried.

by Flames Franco January 23, 2022

Punched up

When a nephson gets dressed up for an event (rodeo, fair, show) in cowboy like attire

Craig is all punched up for the fair with his belt-buckle

by anonymous May 9, 2018