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porn intake

the amount of spiciness consumed in a short span of time. usually used to describe a point reached when someone has seen too much pornography and/or erotica for their brain to comprehend. when u have reached this state of mine even the mention of intercourse gives u a headache.
chip: "did u watch that new romcom on netflix that came out last weekend?"

dale: "yeah. they seriously overdid it; it's been a week and i'm still at maximum porn intake."
by simponastick August 19, 2021
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electric porn

why.
by fucktard529 February 13, 2022
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Food Porn

Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.
Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?
by hello_imded April 19, 2023
mugGet the Food Pornmug.

Porn

wtf you searchin' for? you already know what porn is, so why search it up? heres a sentence anyways.
his mom got on his computer and typed "p" on his computer and found the search "pornhub".
by randomlightskinnedblackkid March 10, 2024
mugGet the Pornmug.

Porn

Some thing very delicious.
When I was watching porn I hid in the closet to jerk off
by Urmomsucks September 13, 2019
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Porn

by Dana pille December 10, 2019
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I got the porn

Its a phrase you say when you and your friend have been looking for something for a long time and you finallly found it. You use that phrase to tell them that you found it.
Me: Guess what
Friend: What?
Me: I GOT THE PORN LOLOLOL
Friend: oh my gOD ABOUT TIME
by gigglyxmuke March 8, 2015
mugGet the I got the pornmug.

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