Passang

a passang is a person who jerks off to anime titties and simps for girls.

girl1: eww look at that passang
girl2: i heard he jerks off to anime porn
girl1: he does

by jijane cant wait to see it April 25, 2022

Passant

The most retarded girl you will ever meet in your life, she thinks shes a big shot and hot when she actually isnt. Despite all that she has a sexy brother.

You're such a passant you stupid whore

by RatioThen April 26, 2022

PassiveEar

A word for someone who loves Goku and Nami to the point of an obsession.

"Man that guy is a real PassiveEar . . ."

by jazzaz May 15, 2022

passed-tents party-sipple

Da ultimate in parodied version of da cranky grammar-lesson term dat we all hated dealing wif in middle school; da teacher would probably have a major uptight hissy-fit (i.e., she would get really "tense") if any of her students made such a mockery of said word-type label. Here, it refers to a gala outdoor get-together whereby everyone hangs out in crappy camping-enclosures dat most folks would just walk right by (i.e., dey would have just "passed by these tents" to look for better-designed models to purchase) at da sporting-goods store, and where dey politely drink from containers wif straws or dispensing-spouts instead of just guzzlingly chugging said beverage-containers' contents in huge noisy messy gulps.

Da "Bionic Woman" star Jaime Sommers was known for being very easy-going and creatively "thinking outside da box" when it came to her teaching job (for example, she would often have her students arrange their desks in a circle to represent a cell or molecule), so if her pupils gigglingly asked to play a "visual pun" joke on her for April Fools Day to break up da monotany of English class, she'd likely be good-natured enough to allow dem to do so. I can imagine her astonishment, though, when --- after an extended "close you eyes and don't look" period while her mischievous "little rascals" were preparing said uproarious prank for her, she saw dat dey had fully transformed her classroom into a "passed-tents party-sipple" scene, complete wif an entire "community" of surplus-merchandise-level fabric-walled sleeping-structures and toddler-type enclosed drinking-glasses dat da students would all be imbibing water or juice from.

by QuacksO May 19, 2022

Passergoer

A cool person who doesn't know where they're going but they're going.
They're passing as they're going.

It's going.
Going.
Clueless and dumb but cool.

Steve: hey man have you heard that Mars is a passergoer?
Jeff: nah man what is that?
Steve: damn man ig you aren't passergoing like Mars. Man are they cool

by The Ineffable May 25, 2022

Passenger Syndrome

When riding in a car someone else is driving, the anxiety, fear, or hyper criticality of everything the driver does and/or on the road.

Can lead to becoming a Back Seat Driver, or Passenger Seat Tourettes Syndrome.

Passenger: slight vocalization of concern going around a corner
Driver: Are you okay?
Passenger: Yeah it's just a little Passenger Syndrome.

Driver a quarter mile ahead: taps brakes
Passenger: OH MY GOD SLOW DOWN THEY'RE STOPPING!
Driver: Geez relax, your Passenger Syndrome is insufferable today.

by sockpuppetcow June 14, 2022

Passerine Fireworks

referring to the event of a loved one or significant other operating a motor vehicle and hitting a bird with their windshield.

considered a sign of protection and also symbolizes steadfastness and perseverance in spite of any and all circumstances.

Holy moly! that’s was crazy..Look at those passerine fireworks. Thank God for windshields!

by Pammy wammy wo June 17, 2022