Orange Crush

Shoving a lightbulb in your own or another persons asshole and making it shatter.

"I've been trying new stuff in bed"
"What have you been trying"
"Orange Crush"

by biggs0720 May 18, 2025

Grape-Crushin’

When eating multiple bags of fruit snacks, you separate the grape gummies from the rest and fill a separate bag with the grape gummies to be consumed in one bite - unleashing a delicious grape flavor all over your mouth.

Grape-Crushin’ today, Bill. I went through 50 bags. Hottest Grape-Crushin’ of my life.

by The Smith. June 25, 2025

Copium Crusader

A delusional fan of a franchise that hasn’t received new content for a while who still thinks said franchise will get new content.

Aka how it feels to be a Mega Man fan or a Rhythm Heaven enjoyer (post-2025).

"Mega Man X9 will definitely drop soon"

"Quit being a copium crusader it ain’t ever releasing"

by lemonkirbwastaken July 4, 2025

celebrity crush

a romantic attraction or/and infatuation to an individual, particularly a celebrity or a well known person, that makes you connect in a way that describes the type of person one is looking for in their future relationships, or simply for their general amusement.

typically common for adolescences and teenagers who are going through puberty and experiencing strong emotions they never felt for the first time.

Person 1 - “who is the person on the phone?”
Person 2 - “it’s my celebrity crush! isn’t he cute?”
Person 1 - “i guess so… but my celebrity crush is harry styles.”

by asahiisateacher October 14, 2025

national crush day

October 19 is National Crush Day. Confess to your crush.

It’s October 19, it’s National Crush Day

by Hazleeeee October 19, 2025

KFC Crusader

A derogatory term used to describe a black person due to their affection for KFC chicken.

A KFC crusader cannot resist a bucket of chicken.

by Broken91 October 27, 2025

Music crush

like how some people have hallway crushes, work crushes, celebrity crushes.
this is a music crush maybe you listen to a certain band or artist a lot and just get a giddy feeling over a song.. or the artist in general a lead singer, the drummer... etc its just a cutesy little crush and you feel happy knowing your a fan of ones work you appreciate them! don't be parasocial tho, or weird abt it...

*person 1* "omg i just love their music so much! either something about their voice, or the sound the vibe they create it just makes me all happy inside"

*person 2* you're totally obsessed with them like you have a crush you're such a fangirl

*person 1* :O like a music crush!

by bluebeeslollllll October 31, 2025