"Apple Inc." is this infuriating company that thinks they're the kings and queens of the tech world.
They flaunt their precious iPhones, iPads, and Mac computers like they're the only ones worth having. They make you believe that if you don't own their products, you're missing out on life. Well, guess what? They're just a bunch of money-hungry tech giants! Their prices are through the roof, and they keep releasing new versions faster than you can say "apple pie." It's like they're playing mind games, making you feel inadequate if you don't have the latest gadget. Ugh!
So, don't let their fancy packaging and shiny logos fool you, there are other options out there that won't drain your wallet and your sanity!
They flaunt their precious iPhones, iPads, and Mac computers like they're the only ones worth having. They make you believe that if you don't own their products, you're missing out on life. Well, guess what? They're just a bunch of money-hungry tech giants! Their prices are through the roof, and they keep releasing new versions faster than you can say "apple pie." It's like they're playing mind games, making you feel inadequate if you don't have the latest gadget. Ugh!
So, don't let their fancy packaging and shiny logos fool you, there are other options out there that won't drain your wallet and your sanity!
So, I was checking out the latest Apple Inc. product in the store. You know, the one with the eye-watering price tag? Yeah, that one. I couldn't help but chuckle to myself, thinking, "Ah, Apple, always finding new ways to make our wallets cry and our bank accounts scream." It's like they have a secret plan to drain our savings while making us believe we're getting the best of the best.
Clever, but not fooling me, Apple. Not fooling me at all.
Clever, but not fooling me, Apple. Not fooling me at all.
by 4uffin July 4, 2023
Get the Applemug. by Whitetrashyt February 3, 2018
Get the Applemug. a dumbass thing me and my friends made up in 2017. It's literally like this giant apple with a cat face inside that runs really fast
by orange shark July 13, 2021
Get the apple catmug. by Kevinw05 September 1, 2022
Get the ginocomastic applemug. 
You already know so why ask
by Guest1926357382872753536271991 November 29, 2022
Get the Applemug. an offensive term for a school age child (under the age of 18) who has disciplinary problems and is being rebellious against their parents.
mother: Becky, what is wrong with you. I didn't give birth to you so as a teenager you would be a rotten apple.
Becky: Lol. i not a rotten apple, mom. you as my computer illiterate simply don't understand the children and teenagers of our generation.
Becky: Lol. i not a rotten apple, mom. you as my computer illiterate simply don't understand the children and teenagers of our generation.
by Sexydimma June 1, 2012
Get the rotten applemug.