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wolf ass

When taking a shit (normaly a nasty one when Wolf Ass occurs) and you do not wipe your ass good enough most likyly because you ran out of toliet paper or you wiped your ass alredy about 50 times and its starting to go raw is when wolf ass will begin to start. After a normal long work day of walking and the friction of your ass cheeks rubing together some people will notice that their ass cheeks will being to burn and sting THAT IS WOLF ASS a.k.a 5 grain sandpaper between your cheeks!
Johhny took a nasty shit and after waiting tables all day he could barely walk becasuse of the wolf ass that he contracted
by Irishkreme12 July 28, 2008
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Silly Ass

Someone who is extremely silly and loves to say silly ass alot.
by Spongebob Silly Pants March 3, 2010
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Ass Cloud

a cloud of smelly fart(s).
usually left as a present to oncoming passers.

see:fart knocker
Al: What's that smell, Johnny?
Johnny: I believe we just entered an Ass Cloud.
by Zorlock April 21, 2005
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Ass Bandit

A person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.
#1 Ben the ass bandit plugged Steve's hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.
by Guy Diesel January 19, 2006
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flat ass

A twenty-first century version of the secretarial spread, caused by passing long hours planted in front of a computer. Also related to phone ear.
"I have to get a better job. I've spent the entire day just sitting on my flat ass, staring at that stupid screen."
by Deb1955 October 28, 2005
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ass woman

A Woman who appreciate a nice looking male buttocks. Some just enjoy watching them, some others enjoy rubbing them, and some more obsessed ones may enjoy kissing and licking them.
Woman A: Look at that guy, he is hot and even have nice ass.

Woman B: Yeah, he is good looking but I don't give a damn about his ass.

Woman A: Actually the first thing I notice of him was his nice butt lol

Woman B: You are such an ass woman!
by kira89 January 6, 2010
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Ass smell

A whiff of shit smell when someone stands up
A hot, smelly, and somewhat dirty man stands up, and a whiff of ass smell hits you in the face.
by 13 L U 12 May 18, 2009
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