Shitload of Fuck Moment

A moment where something happens that seems so improbable, so unpredictable, so unfair, that it seems like life is just trying to bitch-slap you across the face, for no real reason.

Man A: "yeah so i was walking home today, and some crazy lady knees me in the balls, and tells me i better pay child support soon! Ive never even met her!"
Man B: "that sounds like a real Shitload of Fuck Moment."

by CosmicBig Mike October 20, 2010

Epic Gabriel Moment

When someone has an outburst of transphobia and slurs.

"Did you hear about what (famous streamer) said on stream last night?"
"Yea, he had an Epic Gabriel Moment"

by Dell Latitude C600 February 21, 2022

Certified Bavesh Moment

When someone does something just because someone else with more clout and style does it first. Just like when Ramesh put rims on his tesla just because Bavesh did it first.

Timothy; Damn Randy, did you get a blue BMW M4 just because Thomas got one?

Randy; Yeah man, I liked his car.

Timothy: Damn that's a Certified Bavesh Moment right there.

by Shees Dehkan March 29, 2021

Oh Shit Moment

Oh Shit Moments are moments where you realize the magnitude of the situation you are in.

There are various Oh Shit Moments in history, like in The French Revolution.

1. *In war, surrounded by enemies*
“And this my dear comrades, is an Oh Shit Moment.”

2. Wearing pants that are slightly see though on accident.

by Borneostellarus January 31, 2020

Certified Canadian Moment

CCM, or Certified Canadian Moment, is a term where someone, somewhere, does something dealing with snow or maple syrup.

Tabby: I was shoveling some snow
Salt: Now this is a Certified Canadian Moment

by salttheidiot February 1, 2022

Eggy boi moment

When you simp too much for people online, but you try n' deny it

person 1: "bro, why do you act so different online"
person 2: " yea bro, you be simping for everyone"
person 3: "bro , I don't simp for anyone"
person 1: "Eggy boi moment"

by andersite March 14, 2022

Cade Baker Moment

A "Cade Baker Moment" is a brief moment that only few will understand. A moment so hilarious that no normal person will understand. Those who tend to understand are know as a, "Cade Baker." When talking about the myth himself others tend to make seemingly unfunny jokes which relate to, "Cade Baker"

When, "The Fish is a Baby" is one of the first Cade Baker Moments

by RottenTuna October 18, 2021