Vagina ham

A form of religious abuse and the worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Probably done by some trying to frame you to evade blame.

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Very muted senses as well as nearly being impossible to get off, and completely leaving gspot damn near unattainable. Probably done by possesive older religious resembling people that have "family secrets" (i.e. a history of sexual abuse), and/or by extremeist Ctholicism or a crazy tiny dick ex or an experimental fling turned wrong, or even by a ex that also has a history of sexual assault, or even by your insane rapist dad that is trying to keep his secret buried and you stringing along by gaslighting you and repressing memories that, in leu of everything, aren't all that repressed.

by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022

Crusader Vagina

It means something that looks like a vagina through clothes

"Hey Kyle, Look at Leon's Crusader Vagina"

by Potato Astronaut March 30, 2022

Palm-a-vagina

Australian slang for parmagiana (which often rhymes with vagina when pronounced in Australia).

"Eh mate, you going out for some palm-a-vagina?"
"Too right - want some?"
"Thanks dude - me stomach is eatin' itself!"

by Cool4Katz May 5, 2021

Vagina Sploof

When someone blows a raspberry on a vagina and the vagina talks back with a little quiff quiff.

Yo, I totally got my girl to vagina sploof last night.

by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024

Admiral Duck Vagina

A name for a human being that is toxic to the point of being unbearable.

Here comes Admiral Duck Vagina to ruin our Minecraft session.

by TheNewLegion September 18, 2021

Vagina man

A so-called male that envies a woman that is able obtain anything she wants in life and wants what she has. And because he is unable to achieve it, he constantly whines while secretly wishing he had a vagina.

Johnny wants to be a vagina man and try get things free from women how women would get things free from men

by QweneT to u bitch October 28, 2023

Immortal Vagina

Medical condition, needs to be diagnosed by medical professional. A vagina so good it never dies.

Her pussy was so perfect it was a immortal vagina

by VaginaImmortal November 26, 2021