A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018
Get the Hot Battered Turdmug. by Aisa ching chong June 18, 2018
Get the Rebel turdsmug. When someone vacuum's up a piece of poop in the vacuum cleaner & neglects to clean it out. Now every time you turn on the vacuum cleaner you get that fresh poopoo smell over & over again.
Hey Jay do smell that poop smell? I keep smelling it every time I use the vacuum.
Why yes Josh, I belive its the Turd Recycler you've been using.
Why yes Josh, I belive its the Turd Recycler you've been using.
by Mibbens May 14, 2025
Get the Turd Recyclermug. by St.K November 21, 2024
Get the Show turdmug. A person who buys, or tries to steal, something that is in a bad state of repair and thinks they will be able to sell it after a minor amount of shoddy work for much more money.
Man I can't tell you how many turd burglars from craiglist are blowing up my phone asking me if they think the car I am selling for parts can be rebuilt and made road worthy.
by K2xW July 17, 2021
Get the Turd Burglarmug. A small child who aggravates the shit out of you.
by Trollerfromhades April 27, 2016
Get the Turd murganmug. Moving the buttocks constantly, like a twerking dance, while defecating to make a massive turd come out from between the glutes easily.
by Imperador dos 10K Calendários March 21, 2025
Get the Turdingmug.