You’ll have that on the big jobs.

A nicer way of saying " Crap happens.”

Wife: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

Husband: You’ll have that on the big jobs.

You’ll have that on the big jobs. by Justapotato765 November 18, 2017

The Last Jedi 

What you see when you look down into the base of the toilet after a fierce session of fiery diarrhoea.

Man 1: Oh no! I didn't make it to the john in time! Now The Last Jedi is all over my kitchen floor...

The Last Jedi by TheDefinerOfThingsUndefined January 23, 2018

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus 

A Punk, Emo, Screamo, not so much Rock, but all-in-all you could call it a Scene band that has powerful, emotional, incredible and meaningful lyrics to every one of their songs.
They have two albums;
"The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus" came out in 2004
and
"Don't Fake It" which came out in 2006.
I recommend both of them, as many other people do also.

Guardian Angel, and Face Down (The Acoustic Version for Face Down is less screamo and easier to understand the lyrics) are not only two songs that are by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus but are also very good examples of what they are about. They have strong lyrics, and really make you think about what you're listening to.
A must-listen-to Band. They are awesome.

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus by Lauren Hultman December 9, 2008

The Ol' Jim Halpert 

"The Ol' Jim Halpert" is the phrase used to describe your facial expression when you are caught in an awkward, uncomfortable or undesireable situation. The term is based on the facial expressions of the character Jim Halpert of the hit television show, The Office.

Person 1: Lets loose a long and luxurious barritone bung-fart while imitating his obese boss. Person 1 then gets out of his chair and starts to walk the Sumo-Wrester while throwing cookies at his face Cookie-Monster style.

Person 2: Sits in grave silence as Person #1's boss quietly has witnessed the entire display from the table across the room. Person #2 has no options in this awkward situation and simply gives his dinner date "The Ol' Jim Halpert" look.

The Ol' Jim Halpert by trees-don't-grow-on-money June 17, 2009

Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

Battling the brown juggernaut by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

the balls johnson dance 

when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and your johnson swings the other way.

I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.

the balls johnson dance by rayjay October 12, 2005

The Leeroy Jenkins 

When you and your partner discuss at long the intentions of your sexual persuits right before you make love. Then at the last second the male abandons all this and screams, "Leeroy Jenkins!" and just penetrates and goes to town.

We spent an hour cuddling and "planning" last night before me and my wife were going to do it. Then right when she was ready to start pulled The Leeroy Jenkins, screwed the plan and went right in!

The Leeroy Jenkins by Grenbail July 12, 2007