Bone zoned

Just as a man can get friend zoned, women can get bone zoned. This means you will never be anything more to that man than an object of sex. You can be put in the bone zone for a variety of reasons: You banged his friends, you're a drug addict, you're insane, you have children from different fathers, you're embarrassing to be around in public, you look like you're going to continue to gain weight, you're a complete idiot, you're high maintenance, basically anything that would make a man think it would be a bad idea to try to get anything more from you than sex.

"Bruh careful with Veronica, she fucked half the school, she for the streets for sure. " "Don't worry man, I already bone zoned her; only thing she good for is that WAP.

by Girthy Garreth October 6, 2023

Stoned Boned

A term used to refer to having had sex while under the influence of cannabis.

“And yeah, we smoked an absolute ton, and I ended up stoned boned”

by KFCCheekiBreeki September 26, 2021

bone yoddler

A person with a hard penis in throat, yoddling a melody.

Shut the fuck up you bone yoddler!

by Line guy June 5, 2019

TaM-Boned

TaM-Boned: The art is being sprung on the monkey, AKA Blooming Pussy Lips from a country gurl.

Man you got TaM-Boned.

Is that TaM-Bone that good.
Man I need to get me some of that TaM-Bone

by ManMadeMeat January 12, 2018

Mod-boning

Mod-boning: A person with the brains of a half dead puppy withing the age range of 13-22 who stalks/annoys/tryhards/'love' moderators just to be their friend.

Applebees123: who is mod?? LOL
Ragejpeg: Thingy123 is a mod.
Applebees123: ZOMG i LAAV YOU THINEH123! <33333

Lets be frands add me on facebuuk and msn <3 :DDDD
Thingy123: Gtfo kid.
Ragejpeg: stop mod-boning

by Ghosteh June 14, 2011

Wanna bone on it?

It's a way of asking someone to make a bet. You ask someone "wanna bone on it?" Instead of "wanna bet on it?"

Boy 1: super man vs batman, it think batman will win, wanna bone on it?
Boy 2: I'll bone on it because super man will win.

by Goblin the man September 12, 2021

Bone Orchard

The act of taking someone to the bone orchard. A euphemism for wanting to have sex with someone.

"Dude, I took her to the bone orchard yesterday"
As referenced on The Big O and Dukes Show. Now playing as a Podcast on at iTunes under the same name. Or at bigoanddukes.com check it out.

by umhumgum August 29, 2016