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Ghost Shit

When you take a shit, but when you look in the bowl, it's not there. You wipe, and you're clean. Did you really shit?

It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*
I swear i just took a Ghost Shit. No evidence at all.
by hardturkeycider June 27, 2021
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ghost pick up

When someone acts like their going to pick up their dogs poop, but leaves it in someone else's yard.
I hate my neighbor! Every time that dog poops in my yard she does a ghost pick up!
by ghostpickupman April 6, 2017
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ghost poser

A person whose likeness is used in place of an authors true likeness in order to protect their privacy and/or appear to be something they are not such that they may be able to speak to certain issues they otherwise wouldn’t be able to.
The author was so ugly he hired me to be his ghost poser. Now I’m on the back of every copy of his book 😎
by Cedar Eizen December 12, 2022
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ghost shit

When you bust a fat line of blow and you get the feeling of having to shit but it’s not there
I was so high on coke about to take a huge shit, but, alas, it was a ghost shit
by netra88 July 2, 2019
mugGet the ghost shitmug.

Holy Ghosted

When someone hasn't heard from you for more than 2,000 years, but they still swear you're coming back.
Jesus Christ, man. He hasn't come back in 2,000 years. Face it; you've been Holy Ghosted. He's not coming back.
by YourPreudonym March 11, 2023
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ghost poop

when you try to poop but you just fart
man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.
by hammie boie July 12, 2018
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Ghost

The badass motherfucker from Modern Warfare 2, and part of the Task Force 141
Person 1: “Man I know you cried when Shepherd killed Ghost and Roach”
Person 2: “Who the fuck didn’t”
by Mantines Words December 10, 2018
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