Turdsurfing

The act of using a mobile device for internet access whilst using the toilet. For example, use of an iPhone for web access while using the toilet would constitute turdsurfing.

Today I had a good turdsurfing session.

by Angrybob October 1, 2009

turdburglin'

In general, this is when a person is acting a fool, wildin out, or just being a straight-up buster. Needs no additional explanation, really.

I'm so sick and tired of all these clowns turdburglin' when we're trying to get some work done.

by DJKidTahoe March 27, 2010

turdhurder

someone with a generally obnoxious personality that cause problems where ever they go. Usually a loud talker and will always have a few friends (shit sheep) around them.

fuck, That turdhurder Joe and his shit sheep are here they're so loud. let's leave.

by kwil15 June 3, 2010

Turdkeeper

Someone who constantly reminds someone of the time they have spent on the toilet while that person is trying to defecate in peace.

Similar to the word "Timekeeper"

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Dude, it's been 78 seconds and you are still on the toilet.

Shut the hell up you Turdkeeper.

by The Best Definer Ever? October 12, 2010

turdmenistan

/tûrdˈmɛnɨstæn/ A turdistan or a squat toilet, also known as laturda (from Italian alla turda), intended for use by men.

I should have taken a dump back at the turdmenistan. Now I'm fighting a turdkiss in rush-hour traffic.

by zaquax December 25, 2010

Turdicus

TURDICUS! GOD OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS!

His followers are called Fecites. Are you one of them?

"PRAISE TO DA LAWD! TURDICUS CLEANED ME OUT!"

by TURDICUS August 31, 2011

Turdsense

When your turd knows you are close to the toilet and can barely contain itself.

As he was undoing his gun belt he became overwhelmed by turdsense.

by Pete's ass stinks! September 19, 2015