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Potato

The best thing to have ever been made. It’s a food from the heavens.
Person 1: You made me a potato for lunch!!!!!!!
Person 2: We eat this ever meal every day I’m sick of it.
Person 1: What did you just say...
Person 2: I said I’M SICK OF POTATOES!
Person 1: You have 5 seconds to run before I kill you.
by ΔPotato GodΔ June 21, 2019
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Potato

A Potato is the most POTATO-EST potato you would ever meet. EVER. Nobody is more POTATO than him. He is your BEST FRIEND and loves fighting people for no reason.
Guy1: Hey, Bro! You're such a Potato!
Guy2: *Emotional Sniff* Thanks, Bro...You're a potato too!
Guy1: POTATOES ARE THE BEST!
Farmer: I make Potatoes...
by Avada_Kedavra201263 August 25, 2024
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potato

a potato is a majestic, starchy, tasty, beautiful vegetable....yes google says its a vegetable, should be fruit because its so tasty but oh well.
I eat potatoes raw, because they are so tasty
by I dont know- January 4, 2022
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Baked Potato

A person with a mental or physical disability that smokes weed.
by noodpood May 16, 2019
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Potato King

The potato King's real name is Technoblade and Technoblade was a man that inspired all Minecraft content creators
by Vr_Thomas July 1, 2022
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Irish Potato

Irish potato in the Jamaican dialect refers to the solanum tuberosum, a cultivated potato known for its starchy tubers.

Although Irish potatoes are not Irish – they are white potatoes from South America which are forever associated with an infamous potato-disease famine in Ireland.
Yes, girl. Irish potatoes taste wicked in your gravy!

The price of Irish potatoes has skyrocketed. down town.
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by Tropical Rythms December 11, 2021
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The potato theory

A webcomic about space-time travel based on the potato theory in which people can travel by shoving potato mix into a tangerine and throwing it really fast to create a vortex into space-time to go to another dimension
read here:
tapastic com/series/Potato-Theory
"What are you doing with all these tangerines and potatoes?" Proving you the potato theory is real
by God_potato January 25, 2016
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