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oral porn 

watching two people have a long, rational talk about sexual intercourse
whenever i watch oral porn, my tongue gets an erection
oral porn by a babies goad May 7, 2017
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Content that is often conspiratorial and about the end of the world in some way. Highly addictive for its paranoia and disassociating side affects.
Joe's into flatearth fear porn even though he knows it's retarded.
Fear porn by kunumbo September 22, 2017

german shiza porn 

A type of porn found in germany in which the man lies underneith the womans asshole, and sucks out a nice steamy fart. The idea of sucking out a fart seems gross and uncivilized but in reality adam and eve often got bored with regular sex so they got interesting ideas with this love nugget.
Bob: Wow man, I was fucking Tracy last night and she asked if I would perform German Shiza Porn on her, and I said yes and it was amazing!
Tom: Dude its taken me years to even drink chelseas piss...

goat porn 

what strong bad enjoys the most on the internet
See one of the last defs for Strong Bad or the def by author
Strong Bad was watching streaming goat porn again.
goat porn by Cesspool April 22, 2003

jaw porn 

When a male's jaw is so sexy, it's as if you are watching porn.
Girl One: Have you seen Josh Hutcherson's jaw?
Girl Two: It's carved by angels. Complete jaw porn.
jaw porn by JAWshhutcherson April 29, 2012

mental porn

the act of thinking pornographic thoughts
After watching so much lesbian porn Sally has having mental porn about every girl at the office.
mental porn by shindi April 29, 2008