Beer muffs

An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.

I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.

by Spudnut October 6, 2012

Head Beer

When someone is so delusional of reality it makes you need a beer.

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because the fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.

by Lipton4 August 9, 2021

Beer

A rednecks best friend

That redneck’s best friend is his beer.

by Swag-o-Cato January 9, 2018

titties & beer

The perfect combination

titties & beer go great together

by footballturtle95 June 1, 2014

Beer can

A can made of a tin like metal, aluminum usually, that looks tough on the outside at first glimpse, but once the liquid drains out of it it crunches up and flattens like a pancake.

Riding around in a beer can of a car didn't seem secure after the first accident. Up until then the car seemed tough and reliable.

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Casablanca Beer

Popular, fresh, long, blonde, has a taste for Moroccan sunshine and holidays. Enjoys being outdoor but also cozied up indoors.

She's...Casablanca Beer

A: Man I'd do anything for a Casablanca Beer right now...
B: You mean for a blonde ?

by Casablanca lover November 24, 2021

Calgarian Beer

A beer of which is crafted by a local brewery in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

I recieved my beer mail from Alberta and drank my very first Calgarian Beer today.

by CraftBeerGirl January 4, 2024