I got you Bays

This phrase is uttered when someone outwardly has every intention of having some ones back or helping them out, but internally they know they will not help out at all.

Your friend Jason is being hauled off to jail from the bar for being drunk and disorderly. While you could go down to the police station to bail him out, you'd rather go back into the bar to continue the fun times. So while he's being placed into the squad car you proclaim to him "I got you Bays!"

by JBays99 April 19, 2023

u got mega gay

basically when your gay times even more gay

person 1: oh dude look at that guy he is cool.
person 2: yea but he has u got mega gay.

by Bobinator41 April 4, 2019

Oh no, you got the toothpaste

Lets get one thing clear, I can brush my teeth all by myself. *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream*

Oh no, you got the toothpaste stuck in the toilet you fucking idiot.

by LTW64writes October 1, 2022

gimme what lee got

A phrase that usually entails someone who imitates or follows a characteristic/quality from another person from a lack of originality. Similarly, like a sheep who without question parrots because of envy and high regard they have for someone or something else.

“Nah did you see Sam’s new haircut? That ho clean. Man, gimme what lee got.”

by stevodagoat March 3, 2024

Got Bobbed

When your old retired white-man-privelidge neighbor from Boston stops passers by and engages them in awkward conversations that last way too long because he never developed hobbies or interests outside of his work and now he’s lonely, nosy, desperate for attention, and trying to meddle in everyone’s business.

The poor neighbors were walking by and Got Bobbed for ten minutes while trying to get away.

by Team LaBamba November 30, 2022

Sometimes you got to live in the woods

It’s when life can throw some hard punches at you and you have to learn how to evade, get back up, and evolve in order to survive the next threat that comes into your life.

John: Dude I lost my job last month and it made my life a living hell and that’s what made me become an entrepreneur.

Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods”

John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it

by Coboricua March 7, 2021

Got Rico'ed

To get your player character in D&D killed in an unusual, brutal, and unstoppable manner that gives you an insatiable desire to land on the ground at maximum velocity with a large metal pole placed precisely between your legs.

My barbarian Got Rico'ed last week during our sesh.

by Nileator June 15, 2021