Can of Kettle worms

This here is an evolution of 'That'll be a kettle of worms' which was a gem mixture of 'a fine kettle of fish' and 'a can of worms', all three meaning to describe a difficult situation or problem.

My guess is that the speaker was unsure what was in the can and wanted to make sure to cover all basis

Bro 1: Dude did you read the email, they just shoved out our CEO
Bro 2: Dude you don't want to open that can of kettle worms

by Be May November 27, 2022

Soup can weiner

A penis that is very thick, round and short. Shares the likeness of a soup can.

“Have you seen Trevor’s dick? He’s got a soup can weiner.”

by Rothers2002 November 16, 2018

death canning

The act of smashing a beer can over your head until it fucking busts open and you drink the contents like a bad ass motherfucker

Had to go to the hospital due to death canning to many beers. I had alcohol posining and a concussion

by Lucky_chubs October 2, 2017

Can

Can is a Turkish name. He may have black hair and sharp black eyez. Can is a descendant of mega schlong nord smith gods. He has a big dong.

Girl: What's your name.

Can: Can
Girl: Fuck me.

by probably-dictionary November 21, 2021

Can

Means that you can not to something

I know you can lift that piano, Mark!

by EliteTeamOfficial_1 March 14, 2023

I dont know, can you?

Teachers favorite quote

Person A: Teacher can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!

by INFP 4w5 sp/so 469 phlegmatic May 4, 2023

can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that

ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

by inquistitormaster stan March 13, 2022