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November 31 

National kick someone named Paulina, Gracie, or Lilly in the face day!
Oh shoot! it’s November 31 I gotta go kick Gracie in the face!
November 31 by Poopydickcheese69 November 27, 2019

november 28th 

november 28th national abolish feminism day. Use this day to abolish feminism and other toxic anti male groups.
Hey it’s november 28th let’s go throw rocks at the feminist club room
november 28th by Dxlek October 16, 2019

November 29 

November 29 by johi October 16, 2019

november 15th

dumb bitch day. be a dumb bitch since girls born on this day are actually fucking idiots
guy "what day is it"
girl "oh shit it's november 15th its dumb bitch day"
november 15th by bluepills November 2, 2019

november 31 

You must be thinking but oh this is halloween it is also another holiday it is ignore your bestie day! Sorry Jordan *my bestie*! So ignore your bestie today.
November 31 means ignore your bestie so ignore them today!

November 1 

Eat your own sh*t day.
On this day everyone must eat there own sh*t
Hey did you hear?
Its national eat your own sh*t day on November 1