Mary Owings aka Mary Alice Owings is a female madly in love with a male called Joel Owings. Three things that define Mary Alice Owings is the most honest/onery smile you could ever imagine, the biggest most caring heart nobody could ever see except a Joel Owings because,well it's full of perverse sneaky, lying fucks, well-known to be karma's strike, the sweetest person ever known to the world, a secret weapon only used by a Joel Owings.
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Shane: Hey look at my penis it totally makes a St. Mary's Cradle .
Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!
Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!
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Like a queen in days of old
She shoots her colours all around
Like a sunset going down
Like a queen in days of old
She shoots her colours all around
Like a sunset going down
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The club prepared for the Apocalpyse as the peak hour music pumped, the Maris Moon rose over the horizon and the dance floor cleared.
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