Nutsack porn is when the woman violently rips off the man’s Nutsack
Usually the man says cute and fucking dies
Usually the man says cute and fucking dies
by Fishsuckscarp15 June 3, 2023
Get the Nutsack pornmug. My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers
by giorgio4 November 21, 2021
Get the Soft Pornmug. When you watch porn on the tv, then copy or similarly masturbate or touch yourself like the porn actress/actor.
Maia started moaning as she fingered her pussy when on the tv, her favorite porn star Kaylee J fingered herself as well. To Maia’s delight, they both orgasmed at the same time. Boy, did Maia like masturbatel porn.
by KhloeAshton November 23, 2018
Get the Masturbatel Pornmug. A man's shorts that are loose around the thighs which, whilst the wearer is seated in a legs-parted comfortable position, allow a half-scrotum to escape from the side into plain view of those directly opposite. These shorts are often old, well worn, piss-stained and grey in colour. The escape of the nut often happens at a meal-time and could be mistaken for a rogue scotch-egg - albeit a hairy one.
For fucks sake Dad... I have brought my new girlfriend around to meet the family and you have had to go and wear your Porn Shorts. She was just talking to Grandma and has been distracted by you left nut hanging like some sick Christmas tree decoration. Those shorts need burning before any more harm is done.
by normanstanleyfletcher August 4, 2025
Get the Porn Shortsmug. Gay ass motherfucker who eats his own smegma and jerks to p diddy and his big ass baldie head. In his freetime he fucks dogs and acts like a furry for 5 bucks.
by Crissysmegma December 2, 2024
Get the jon porn maximum auramodusmug. 
the amount of spiciness consumed in a short span of time. usually used to describe a point reached when someone has seen too much pornography and/or erotica for their brain to comprehend. when u have reached this state of mine even the mention of intercourse gives u a headache.
chip: "did u watch that new romcom on netflix that came out last weekend?"
dale: "yeah. they seriously overdid it; it's been a week and i'm still at maximum porn intake."
dale: "yeah. they seriously overdid it; it's been a week and i'm still at maximum porn intake."
by simponastick August 19, 2021
Get the porn intakemug.