Someone who is so physically attractive that you would literally have sex with them on the floor....or in a closet....or basically anywhere else.
A:"OMG, have you seen jack's brother? He's so cute!!"
B:"Cute like little kid cute or cute like hot..."
A:"More like get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot"
B:"Damn."
B:"Cute like little kid cute or cute like hot..."
A:"More like get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot"
B:"Damn."
by cheyenne hunter April 2, 2008

steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real
by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023

A lyrics from the song "hard on" sus version of stay calm and also something you can say to you're buddy when you see a guy with a very large penis
Friend:Yo bro look at that guy through his pants I see his balls!
Me:Well then stop looking at his genitalia!
Me:Well then stop looking at his genitalia!
by Mr.ivan February 24, 2022

When you see a five-year-old you can't resist and you get the urge to immediately insert your penis into there body.
by AnonymousUniverse February 5, 2020

by queer_ dude_man June 18, 2018

its comparing how much you love them. as "emo" ppl typically wear tight pants, you typically love tht type of person those who see u2 together understand ur relationship cuz of how well the 2 of u fit together
by MikiiRenee December 9, 2010

Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!
by weave August 25, 2003
