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Someone who is so physically attractive that you would literally have sex with them on the floor....or in a closet....or basically anywhere else.
A:"OMG, have you seen jack's brother? He's so cute!!"
B:"Cute like little kid cute or cute like hot..."
A:"More like get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot"
B:"Damn."
by cheyenne hunter April 2, 2008
mugGet the get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hotmug.
its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real
steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real
by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023
mugGet the i shitted my pants i am for realmug.
A lyrics from the song "hard on" sus version of stay calm and also something you can say to you're buddy when you see a guy with a very large penis
Friend:Yo bro look at that guy through his pants I see his balls!

Me:Well then stop looking at his genitalia!
by Mr.ivan February 24, 2022
mugGet the through his pants i see his ballsmug.
When you see a five-year-old you can't resist and you get the urge to immediately insert your penis into there body.
by AnonymousUniverse February 5, 2020
mugGet the IMMA PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTSmug.
its comparing how much you love them. as "emo" ppl typically wear tight pants, you typically love tht type of person those who see u2 together understand ur relationship cuz of how well the 2 of u fit together
Tristan >I love you like an emo loves tight pants!<
Marci >Awe! I love you too!<
*kisses*
by MikiiRenee December 9, 2010
mugGet the I love you like an emo loves tight pantsmug.
Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.
Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!
by weave August 25, 2003
mugGet the PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSEmug.

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