Ass Cloud

a cloud of smelly fart(s).
usually left as a present to oncoming passers.

see:fart knocker

Al: What's that smell, Johnny?
Johnny: I believe we just entered an Ass Cloud.

by Zorlock April 21, 2005

Ass Bandit

A person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.

#1 Ben the ass bandit plugged Steve's hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.

by Guy Diesel January 19, 2006

flat ass

A twenty-first century version of the secretarial spread, caused by passing long hours planted in front of a computer. Also related to phone ear.

"I have to get a better job. I've spent the entire day just sitting on my flat ass, staring at that stupid screen."

by Deb1955 October 28, 2005

ass woman

A Woman who appreciate a nice looking male buttocks. Some just enjoy watching them, some others enjoy rubbing them, and some more obsessed ones may enjoy kissing and licking them.

Woman A: Look at that guy, he is hot and even have nice ass.

Woman B: Yeah, he is good looking but I don't give a damn about his ass.

Woman A: Actually the first thing I notice of him was his nice butt lol

Woman B: You are such an ass woman!

by kira89 January 6, 2010

Ass smell

A whiff of shit smell when someone stands up

A hot, smelly, and somewhat dirty man stands up, and a whiff of ass smell hits you in the face.

by 13 L U 12 May 18, 2009

rocket ass

very loose bowel movements that come out of the rectum under high pressure, sometimes followed by a large quantity of air (e.g. 'air breathing' rocket ass)

diarrhea of such character as to resemble the contrail from a rocket launch

"Dude, I got the worst case of rocket ass the last time I ate tacos in Juarez!"

by Steve Ocean June 20, 2006

Moose's Ass

an excessive amount of pubic hair on a female, over-abundant amounts, copious amounts, prolific amounts, too much to be healthy

Her Moose's ass was as damp as a bog

by E.S.W. December 13, 2006