A geographical location where nerds congregate, often to live, socialize, or work. In nerd ghettos, most occupations are performed by nerds in a unique form of vertical integration. Thus nerds are your politicians, teachers, businessmen, bureaucrats, bankers, technicians, auto mechanics, used car salesmen, dentists, customer servants, flunkies, gardeners, housekeepers, gas station attendants, janitors, garbage collectors, nurses, and so on. In a nerd ghetto you can strike up a conversation about computers with just about anybody, and everyone's intellect deserves respect.
Anytown, USA is such a nerd ghetto that even the cats are intellectuals. Yesterday I was practicing my book report on War and Peace and Fluffy seemed to be listening the whole time.
by batfemme53 July 11, 2022
Get the nerd ghettomug. A couple of pieces of bread and some maple syrup, to save money on all the ingredients necessary for french toast.
"What did you have for breakfast this morning?"
"Just a couple of eggs and some ghetto toast. I don't know how I'm gonna pay my rent!"
"Just a couple of eggs and some ghetto toast. I don't know how I'm gonna pay my rent!"
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
Get the Ghetto Toastmug. by dodo2night November 22, 2016
Get the Ghetto Glidingmug. When the Highway Department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. It looks like a freshly paved road. It's black like a freshly paved road. It rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can't see them because the rest of the road is black.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 2, 2007
Get the ghetto pavedmug. When you just on that bandwagon cause it's the flave of the season. It's going to degrade anyway, but it's still pretty bangin'.
by Jack Parsnips January 16, 2017
Get the Ghetto Dotingmug. Wears bass pro shops hat, wears a shirt of a band they don’t listen, wears nascar shirts but only knows about there political controversies, associates decent cartoons with horrible rap, listens to horrible rap, makes cringe edits, and thinks they’re hood but aren’t even a close to actual hood people like Miami, Memphis, and Detroit citizens as well as celebrities like ice cube, Jason luttrell, Eminem, etc
by Nascarfan2007 September 13, 2022
Get the Ghetto kidmug. by Ben 55 November 18, 2020
Get the Ghetto buffetmug.