one who has absolutely no confidence or self esteem. someone who needs to do some inner-thinking in order to find the person they're looking for, be happy, know where to go in life, and accept the person they are.
by Alana and Doni January 29, 2008
Get the emo disaster mug.When you feel like talking in the third person, and you feel like using words not often used in common everyday language to express your feelings. Emo kitten does not like, it approves of. Emo kitten does not get confused, it can become perplexed. Emo kitten is not curious, it is inquisitive. And etc. etc. etc.
1.) Walk into a room where a group of people suddenly burst out laughing
Me: *cocks head slightly* "Emo kitten is perplexed."
2.) Friend: "Dude! Check out this hot chick I hooked up with last night!" *shows picture*
Me: "Emo kitten approves." ^_^
Me: *cocks head slightly* "Emo kitten is perplexed."
2.) Friend: "Dude! Check out this hot chick I hooked up with last night!" *shows picture*
Me: "Emo kitten approves." ^_^
by Jamakal June 19, 2010
Get the Emo Kitten mug.Some who passes the line of purely hating the music (don't blame them, most mainstream bands passing themselves off as emo are) for whatevr reason. Most probably a bandwagon jumper wo believes people care about their views. Feel the need to make unoriginal jabs purely to make up for the fact that their highlight of the day was belittling somes opinion behind the anonymity of the internet. Only knowledge of the subject was from a YTMND creating, forum fad following tool. Thinks anyone against their hating is emo and "Should go and cry up in their room." because erm, they all do that.
Emo hater: lol next to Fugazi it says emo. lol u must be an emo kid and cry over your ex gf. lol emo.
Person with sense: Wow, how hilarious. Go play WoW emo hater.
Person with sense: Wow, how hilarious. Go play WoW emo hater.
by EPU September 11, 2005
Get the Emo hater mug.emo kid reading: Dear diary: mood apathetic.
My life is spiraling downward, I couldn't get enough money to go see the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me Dry tour, it sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like Stab my Heart Because I Love You and Rip Apart my Soul and of course Stabby Rip Stab Stab.
It doesnt help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing like that guy from that band can do...some days you know.
normal person: I'm an emo kid non-conforming as can be, you would be non-conforming too if you looked just like me.
I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face, I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs. Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag,
I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag. Cause their dudes look like chicks, and their chicks look like dykes, cause emo is one step below transvestite. Stop my breathing and slit my throat, I must be emo,
I don't jump around when I go to shows, I must be emo. I'm dark, and sensitive with low self-esteem the way I dress makes everyday feel like halloween, I have no real problems but I like to make-believe,
I stole my sisters mascera now I'm grounded for a week.
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies, I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing.
Girls keep breaking up with me, it's never any fun, they say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one.
My life is spiraling downward, I couldn't get enough money to go see the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me Dry tour, it sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like Stab my Heart Because I Love You and Rip Apart my Soul and of course Stabby Rip Stab Stab.
It doesnt help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing like that guy from that band can do...some days you know.
normal person: I'm an emo kid non-conforming as can be, you would be non-conforming too if you looked just like me.
I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face, I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs. Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag,
I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag. Cause their dudes look like chicks, and their chicks look like dykes, cause emo is one step below transvestite. Stop my breathing and slit my throat, I must be emo,
I don't jump around when I go to shows, I must be emo. I'm dark, and sensitive with low self-esteem the way I dress makes everyday feel like halloween, I have no real problems but I like to make-believe,
I stole my sisters mascera now I'm grounded for a week.
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies, I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing.
Girls keep breaking up with me, it's never any fun, they say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one.
by sunroar December 30, 2005
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Dave: "Hey Ted, check out my new glasses! See they are cool because I don't really need glasses...but no one knows!"
Ted:"Emo slut"
Ted:"Emo slut"
by 1234567890239042342342123 July 21, 2006
Get the emo slut mug.Contrary to popular belief, emos do not actually have "Sex". In order for emos to reproduce, they must slit their own wrists(Sometimes the naughty ones will slit each others) and then exchange blood, thereby releasing Emocondriuns into the said "Emo"'s blood stream.
Emo Guy: Hey.. *Hair flip* wanna do some nasty Emo Sex..?
Emo Girl: Yeah.. sure.. *Double hair flip*...
Emo Guy & Girl: *Cuts their wrists and exchange blood, walking away crying and wanting to write Emoems*
Emo Girl: Yeah.. sure.. *Double hair flip*...
Emo Guy & Girl: *Cuts their wrists and exchange blood, walking away crying and wanting to write Emoems*
by Lexle May 14, 2007
Get the Emo Sex mug.A is for Angsty; always angsty, often without reason.
B is for Bangs; to cover their eyes in a rather stupid way, causing them to trip a lot.
C is for Clone; they are all alike.
D is for Define; they not only are emo, they must constantly define themselves as emo.
E is for Everybody; all the people who want to beat them up.
F is for Facebook; because they can't make friends in real life.
G is for "Guys"; because it just needs air quotes.
H is for Half Haircut; because they only pay for half which is why they have side bangs.
I is for I; because that is all they think about.
J is for Joyless, because they are determined to have no fun.
K is for Kitten; because they are equal to kittens in both stregnth and intellegence.
L is for Love: because they cry so much about it.
M is for Myspace.com; because otherwise they would have no friends.
N is for Nonconformist; because they are such nonconformists because they conform to the nonconformists.
O is for Overly Dramatic; because they can't stop whining.
P is for Poetry; it takes two emos to screw in a lightbulb, on to do it, and one to write a poem about it.
Q is for Quitters; because they are such experts.
R is for Razors; because their HD TVs are not big enough, so the solution is self-mutilation.
S is for Scars; up and down their arms.
T is for Tantrum; because the store was out of their favourite soy drink.
U is for Ugly; because most of them don't know they are, but all of them are.
V is for Virgin; no reason at all...
W is for Want; because no matter ho much they have, thay still want more.
X is for X-acto; they cut themselves to feeeeeel.
Y is for Youth; among many things wasted.
Z is for Zero, all the world wants and needs.
B is for Bangs; to cover their eyes in a rather stupid way, causing them to trip a lot.
C is for Clone; they are all alike.
D is for Define; they not only are emo, they must constantly define themselves as emo.
E is for Everybody; all the people who want to beat them up.
F is for Facebook; because they can't make friends in real life.
G is for "Guys"; because it just needs air quotes.
H is for Half Haircut; because they only pay for half which is why they have side bangs.
I is for I; because that is all they think about.
J is for Joyless, because they are determined to have no fun.
K is for Kitten; because they are equal to kittens in both stregnth and intellegence.
L is for Love: because they cry so much about it.
M is for Myspace.com; because otherwise they would have no friends.
N is for Nonconformist; because they are such nonconformists because they conform to the nonconformists.
O is for Overly Dramatic; because they can't stop whining.
P is for Poetry; it takes two emos to screw in a lightbulb, on to do it, and one to write a poem about it.
Q is for Quitters; because they are such experts.
R is for Razors; because their HD TVs are not big enough, so the solution is self-mutilation.
S is for Scars; up and down their arms.
T is for Tantrum; because the store was out of their favourite soy drink.
U is for Ugly; because most of them don't know they are, but all of them are.
V is for Virgin; no reason at all...
W is for Want; because no matter ho much they have, thay still want more.
X is for X-acto; they cut themselves to feeeeeel.
Y is for Youth; among many things wasted.
Z is for Zero, all the world wants and needs.
Dick: ...Want, X-acto, Youth, and Zero.
Jane: What was that song you were singing, Dick?
Dick: It is the emo alphabet, from our book "Emo With Dick and Jane."
Jane: What was that song you were singing, Dick?
Dick: It is the emo alphabet, from our book "Emo With Dick and Jane."
by Melizzie March 27, 2008
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