Cum Hose

Cum hose: A male who can continuously cum over anything and spends all his free time sending inappropriate pictures to females, such as: fat girls, thin girls, ugly girls, pretty girls, their older sister or even their neighbours chihuahua.

Example of a Cum Hose:

Guy: *sends inappropriate picture*
Girl: “Ew, please dont send that”
Guy: Why not? *sends another one*
Girl: *blocks him*

-Created by: Hallie Rose/Alexandra Prior

by BhadBitch💋 May 28, 2018

have a cum

The act of masturbasting rapidly before your partner/spouse returns to the room.

Last night I was in such a rush to have a cum before my wife finished her shower .

by Canadian Contractor January 14, 2018

Big Cum

The biggest, most massive-size cum you would ever experience in life. Often asked as a question or a statement to flex on mother fuckers. Big Cum.

Big cum? Yeah, Big Cum!

by Tim Christenson May 7, 2020

Cum Bending

Cum Bending has been used for many centuries. This technique uses the air density and launches the semen out of the urethra at increased rates. Turns out it doesn't work that well, and it really isn't that cool. For some reason, it is still being used to this day.

Friend 1: Yo! I figured out how to Cum Bend! This is so Cool!
Friend 2: Word to the wise bro, Cum Bending really isn't that cool.

by BenderOfCum October 20, 2020

cum gumble

The act of retracting your foreskin to catch the cum before it begins to spread.

Michael was about to cum gumble immediately when he heard his friends walk into the door.

by John Luna May 14, 2017

plant cumming

A procedure carried out by vegans when the host releases his "seed" onto a plant species of any type which does include trees but not to be confused with tree hugging. The procedure is viewed as a way of reproduction by the religion of veganism. Once the procedure has ended, the host chants a speech of creating the "plantant", a superior gender and specie that will eventually outgrow the population of humans and take the planet and rid it of all that is seen as a sin in the eyes of veganism. Unfortunately, the plant doesn't survive once the load has dropped and it has an overdose of hormones. Theoretically, the planet should have some sort of reaction to the hormones. Trees are rarely used in this procedure.

"Yeah yeah my mate vegan Jim did a tad bit of plant cumming the other day but he died of exposure before the police could beat him to death from public nudity"

by Djduff November 1, 2017

Cum Shield

Large, round, transparent or tinted glasses. Usually of the non-prescription variant. Used by amateurs and/or professional entertainers in the porn industry. Used mainly to prevent a cum shot to the eye/s
shortly after performing fellatio. Cum Shields have also proven themselves to be quite useful in today's bukkake scenes. Usually accompanied by a large goblet or chalice. Most commonly made of glass, and held under the chin to collect any run down of semen.

Example: "Bro did you check out that sick POV blowjob that was just released the other day? She can really rock those Cum Shields!!!"

by Singularpube May 30, 2016