George Cat

Can’t hear fuck all

Did you tell George Cat that joke, I but the deaf cunt didn’t get it

by Suzy1980 May 17, 2023

Cats are the best

Cats are the best animals ever and better then humans and you all should bow to them

Hey dude cats are better then dogs

Agreed Cats are the best

by Cat queen real June 2, 2023

Orange Cat

Orange cats are so...distinct that they are essentially their own breed. They are known for sharing one single brain cell among each other. They are very special, very funny, and a very good pet. Plus, if you adopt an orange cat that's obese, you have Garfield.

Get an orange cat. You won't be disappointed.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2023

Cat paralysis

When a cat lays down on something, therefore making that thing incapable of movement

“Ahh shit, I can’t come over. I have cat paralysis right now”

“I wanted to use my laptop but it’s got cat paralysis”

by KermitGold March 21, 2023

Cat logic

A phenemenon where cats do something that seems weird to us but somehow makes sense to them

John: Why is your cat sitting on my pizza??
Jack: I don't know man, its a cat logic thing.

by Catloafer March 30, 2023

Random Cat

Rushing the game Doors in Roblox and causing Rush to kill everyone in the lobby.

Wow, someone pulled a random cat in Roblox Doors and made the whole lobby die to rush.

by IsleTourGuide February 3, 2023

Cat in a toilet

The art of taking a domesticated feline, preferably an adult one and putting in a toilet bowl and closing the lid. It is a daunting chore akin to getting a dog into a bathtub. Very tricky, but once you have it down, it is pure joy.

Stacie was tired of that old tabby cat, so she put that cat in a toilet. And when she let it out, it ran out of the house and never came back. Great way to un-ass a stupid cat.

I never noticed how big Katlyn's mouthhole was until she crushed that cinnamon bun. I bet you could stuff your pork sword and your whole coin purse in her maw. It would be a task, like getting a cat in a toilet.

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023