Can

Can is a very pretty and cute boy who has a big schlong and is the best person in the world. He also is a competitor and likes boxing.

Girl1: Wait is that Can ?
Girl2: YEAH OMG HE IS SO HOT!
Girl3: can he pls be my bf

by callmebigdickmfer November 21, 2021

Ground beef in a can

Artillery shells and equipment

Let's not get chummed by ground beef in a can

by Cody5050 January 23, 2022

The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.

Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”

by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022

Can I use your charger?

The phrase a girl utters when she wants railed

Jessica Ghobrial: man I’m hornier than sin and that guy looks good
Jonathan Ghobrial: I feel ya sis, go make a move!
*Jessica Ghobrial approaches the really hot guy*
Jessica Ghobrial: Can I use your charger?
*Jessica Ghobrial gets railed*

by TonyHaver November 19, 2022

Can Bang With Shaq

Phrase used to describe a homosexual. This phrase was coined in a press conference by President Obama when he was speaking about Jason Collins, the first openly gay athlete in the US from a major professional team sport.

Is that person straight or gay? President Obama would say that he can bang with Shaq.

by bigtime22 May 3, 2013

Can Can Coaster

A very good Rollercoaster which is operated by the best employee at europapark (Christopher)

It has an onboard sound track and a creepy moon inside it is themed to baguette and everyone likes it

Let's worship Can Can Coaster

Let's ride Can Can Coaster

by Gogoeoe January 5, 2021

Can I put a bow on it?

It’s basically saying can I put a bow on that dick.

“Can I put a bow on it?”

by Yourlocalcluegiver777 February 2, 2024