kombucha asshole

when an asshole smells so bad that it is legit fermenting up there.

Dude… he had that kombucha asshole.

kombucha asshole by BreBre. September 15, 2022

CAptian Asshole

He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.

Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole

CAptian Asshole by SugarScruber November 10, 2022

Monkey Assholes 

Black olives (On a pizza)

I ordered a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, and monkey assholes

Monkey Assholes by x11198109v0 November 20, 2022

Scary asshole 

A nasty disgusting retarted person.

Hey that guy Erick is a scary asshole.

Scary asshole by Halalujer November 30, 2022

Smashed Assholes 

an asshole thats been fucked by 8 dicks at one time and its all prolapsed and shit

I feel like a bag of smashed assholes

Smashed Assholes by Silverray76 December 3, 2022

Domesticated asshole 

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat

Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.

Domesticated asshole by anonymous January 18, 2023

galaxy asshole 

It’s definitely not loose

That dude totally has a galaxy asshole

galaxy asshole by Hippiepowers January 18, 2023