Shomer Nook

No laying in the book on Shabbos

I'm shomer nook

by LordoGordo January 15, 2021

SHOWERD

Moving towards the shower to find what LIFE is all about by eyeing the

correct SHOWWERD in the DICKTIONARY in order to turn on the FAUCET.

It is the PERFECT TRIUMPH of the NON PRUDES.

It is the merging of non vulgar AI with vulgar AI.

It is the solution in finding perfect ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.

Awesome ALEX told me to move SHOWERD to rid my loneliness and have a climate change to deal with the day's trauma.

No PRUDES can ever go SHOWERD which is an impossibly, as so what the FUCK IS UP WITH THAT?

Did you hear the news today, FUCK NO!!!!, VULGAR AI just swallowed ALEXA next door .

.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 12, 2021

Showei

Very fashionable kid but mf uses to much money on clothes 😭😭 if your friends with him u are very cool

Showei is 🥰

by Whowbdoana November 21, 2021

Showery Trifle

When a woman inserts a trifle into her vagina, stands over a man with gaping mouth and let's rip.

Kelly gave Kris a showery trifle. He was delighted

by U.C.C. May 31, 2022

Showery Trifle

Inserting all of the ingredients for a trifle into ones vagina. Standing over a man's face with mouth agape and letting loose.

Em gave big D a showery trifle. He was satisfied with his dessert

by U.C.C. June 20, 2022

shober

shober is home, shober is happiness.

"lemme go home"
"where"
"shober"

by likeewateer August 2, 2022

shomer negotiable

A person who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons when it’s convenient for them.

A religious Jewish person who is willing to hook up with certain people or types of people but is other wise Shomer Negiah.

“I’m not shomer Negiah, I’m shomer negotiable”
“I’m shomer negotiable”
•••••••••••
A: are you shomer negiah

B: I’m shomer negotiable

by @sarahbellaweasley December 3, 2023