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Someone who likes to be alone with their thoughts.
"That Ted is a real wanker, though I guess he's trying his best."
Wanker by Jakswastedlife December 8, 2022
A lead guitar player whose leads are characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously (basically simulating masturbation). Generally a derogatory term.

who's so intoewhose leads
Like we wanna watch him masturbate on stage, what a turn-off, he's such a wanker!
wanker by just a girl with a brain December 12, 2022
somebody who slags chippys off
that posh twats a wanker he is always slagging chippies off
wanker by sic puppy1 December 14, 2022

Wallering 

Wallering is a word that means your watering your wall. Warrling is also a word for spinning in circles.
y: hey
s: hm?
y: im wallering my wall, wanna join?
s: sure! i always love to waller.

EX.2
y:look guys im warrling
t: omgg! cool
y: wanna join?
t: yess
Wallering by kookoogorleye December 15, 2022
An average bloke who fancies himself as extremely important, talented and handsome.
1.Did you see Jack Grealish sky that sitter with his rolled up shorts, fancy headband and hair? I think he was wearing eye liner. What an absolute Wanker!
2. Total Wanker
Wanker by Pep Guardiolo December 28, 2022
Walter Walter Walter
Walter by waltuh1958 December 28, 2022