ur mom

ur mom is so fat

ur mom joke

by dddddaaaaaaaaavvvvvvveeeeeeee February 28, 2022

ur mom

a comeback nobody can comeback from.

bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*

by ur mom is so hot<33 December 8, 2021

Ur Sister Mister

A sentence for countering "Ur Granny Tranny".

Person 1: Ur granny tranny.
Person 2: Ur sister mister.

by Yaboijeff May 10, 2018

ur mom

ur mom is so amazing

omg ur mom is so amazing

by bloopblooppeepee April 5, 2022

ur mom

ur moms very hot. very very very hot. can i get her number?

̈hey, can i see ur mom?"

or "ur mom "

by dontasklol23 February 28, 2022

Ur Ancestry Full Of Faggotry

An unblockable attack on ones ancestral heritage, no force on earth can counter this insult the only option is to resign oneself to death

Robert: Hey Paul

Paul: Hey Robert guess what?
Robert: What?
Paul: "Ur ancestry full of faggotry!"
*Robert's brain immediately hemorrhages and blood gushes out of his nose while he seizes on the floor praying that the afterlife won't be cruel to him*

by Yuritz.y May 16, 2018

Ur mom

A very good comeback for ANYTHING, and when I say anything I mean ANYTHING

Olivia: fatass pig

Maya: ur mom.

by Weird urban Dictionary user December 8, 2019