max ritters

one of the coolest people ever he has the biggest cock ever and gets all the bitches he is super rich and way cooler than any other person

omg there is max ritters will you smash?

i cant believe max ritters is here!

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Max

A bish that makes a splash when taking a dookie.

That coffee made me need to take huge Max

by anonymous December 25, 2021

Max

Max is an absolute Gigachad, he gets all the bitches and a absolute ginormous penis, Max is simpally the best boyfriend and or friend. he is always the person everybody talks about when he's not around, and don't even mention how cute he is, he's honestly the kindest and most caring, he can take a joke and girls always want to smash him, but he is a very genuine person very talkative, generous, loving, loyal and just a God in general.

Did you hear about max? "yeah he's an absolute Gigachad With The biggest penis know to man kind, he gets all the bitches".

by suger daddy max November 23, 2021

Max Burnside

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.

1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.

by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011

Max

The best, most amazing, sweet, misunderstood, precious, perfect person in the world. Mine. Sheeeesh

Omg, why can't everyone be like Max.

by anonymous February 19, 2022

max caruana

a simp

your calling lara fit again, your such a max caruana

by xXT3DDY05Xx March 10, 2020

max

is the most wonderful guy i've ever known in my entire life, he's so special to me. this boy is perfect in every ways possible, his voice consoles me, and the nicknames he gives me. not to mention he's the prettiest and the most loving boy, his soft blonde hair and his blue eyes, he's more than just a dream. he's (un)hateble, he will never be my second choice, and no matter what in this life, or another life, or any others life, i'll always love him unconditionally. not to mention, he's the best boy-friend in the world, why does it feel so great to be his girlfriend like just being called his girlfriend give me butterflies... I used to chase butterflies when i was younger, but i didnt know max would give me them for free. no but for real tho, i love him so much, i'll always love him endlessly till' i lose my ability to live and feel. i love you so much, max<33.

' oh your talking about max ? yeah we're still dating, and i still love him '

by maxsloverlol February 4, 2022