Christine Bradley liked to bite and drag her teeth along Jeff's wiener during fellatio. Jeff liked the painful, inflamed feeling he had on his peepee the next day reminding him of the night before with his fiery tooth dragon girlfriend.
by Christi Shea 32 October 22, 2012
Get the Tooth dragonmug. The third and final enemy of Beowulf, one of the earliest known works of fiction.A fire drake measuring 50 ft (15 m) long. The dragon guards a lair filled with piles of priceless treasure. Its heavy body blocks daylight from reaching the armor, goblets, jewels, coins, and golden swords it hoards deep in the cave. Whenever someone steals a golden cup from its lair, the dragon rampages through the countryside, burning every home in Geatland and terrifying villagers. Only Beowulf, King of the Geats, can stop the dragon.
Beowulf is armed with a magic sword and has an army to face the dragon. He strikes the dragon with his sword, but the blow glances off the beast's hide. The rest of his army flees but Wiglaf stays to help. He stabs the dragon in a vulnerable place and Beowulf slashes it through the middle, cutting the monster in two and ending its life.
Beowulf is armed with a magic sword and has an army to face the dragon. He strikes the dragon with his sword, but the blow glances off the beast's hide. The rest of his army flees but Wiglaf stays to help. He stabs the dragon in a vulnerable place and Beowulf slashes it through the middle, cutting the monster in two and ending its life.
by Nordicdragon June 28, 2018
Get the Beowulf's Dragonmug. So I was walking around the corner and this duche dragon, hit me with a cotton candy cloud of bullshit.
by Hesalittleloupee May 30, 2023
Get the Duche Dragonmug. This is when a fire I like on the other side of the house, and a person give a man a handy. No one can leave the house until climax is achieved, and the only lubrication to be used is Vick's Vaporub.
The only way for the Vantalord, and the council, can get out of this war is if they give an Invisible Dragon Handshake to the Rouge.
by nolabusch January 13, 2022
Get the Invisible Dragon Handshakemug. by Mevri February 17, 2019
Get the Dragon Breathmug. A metaphor for when a woman's genitals, are dry and scaly like a dragons skin, or just a general horrific mess.
Not as bad as 'blue waffles', but certainly in the same game.
Not as bad as 'blue waffles', but certainly in the same game.
by Mr Captain Monkey April 5, 2012
Get the Dragon Fadgemug. To thrust right when you are about to cum inside your girls mouth and then slam your hand on top of her head which will make her choke and the sound of her choking and looking back up at you which is called the Hissing Dragon.
Also refers to what your girl will look like after.
Also refers to what your girl will look like after.
Dude 1: vro last night I was gettin some action and made my girl do a Hissing Dragon!
Dude 2: Yo, that must've hurt.
Random Girl: My boyfriend did that to me and my throat has been sore ever since.
Dude 2: Yo, that must've hurt.
Random Girl: My boyfriend did that to me and my throat has been sore ever since.
by lilromeoz October 31, 2017
Get the Hissing Dragonmug.