Schrödinger's Socks

When you are having homosexual intercourse so you wear socks to cancel out the gayness.

Yo homie, im wearing socks it aint gay, its like Schrödinger's socks, now eat my shitter like an apple fritter.

by Cheetah_ man February 21, 2022

sock

Tattoos from knee to ankle, sharing the same space of a tube sock

Oh shit, you got your sock finished? Looks sick!

by izussuzi May 11, 2021

Croc Socks

When you piss with your crocs on and piss gets on your socks

Damn man I think Ryan has croc socks.

by Croc sock king May 17, 2021

pink sock

pink sock, november 1st, day is when a guy has to ask a girl out and she has to leave him on read for 2 hours and facetime her friends at night and figure out what to say because she doesnt really like him

Susan: omg its 1 november, its pink sock day today!

Lucy: shoot i hope Sam doesn't ask me out, i don't even really like him!

by h1234i2345 May 28, 2021

Sock parade

Basically when candidate on a military course like basic or something along those lines is such a shitbag the rest of the candidates pin the victim down in the night while they sleep, and beat them with socks full of bars of soap.

We gave Pte fuckstick a sock parade last night maybe he will preform better.

by Pte window licker May 31, 2021

Sock pig

A guy (usually gay) that enjoys sniffing another guys stinky socks or socked feet during anal/oral sex.

Tom is such a sock pig, after sex he keeps the dude’s stinky socks to sniff when jerks later.

by Sockguy August 9, 2021

Want my socks?

-an exclamation expressing anger, displeasing, or reject of a thing and/or person.

-can also refer to leaving a facility or environment with someone to make love

Example1
person1: why are you such an ass
person2: Im sorry, you want my socks?

example2
person1: want my socks?
person2: yea lets bounce honey

by Frozen socks 555 August 18, 2021