shot the goose

When you have accidentally ejaculated inside of your girlfriend.

As Johnny and I started to have sex for the first time, not even three minutes went by and he stopped then looked at me and said "I shot the goose."

by cedmondsuek October 6, 2010

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Blubber Shot

when you take a shot of alcohol between the fat rolls of an overweight womens body.

Max takes Blubber Shots off of marygraces fatty stomach

by NEWPALTZ1234 October 13, 2010

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shot dub

cooler way to say double shot

Im gonna be me some bub then have a shot dub.

by Balancecat July 25, 2010

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Shot that in the eye

To claim total victory over something, resulting in its celebrated death or a glorious triumph ending a prolonged struggle.

Well I shot that in the eye. Algebra can kiss my ass.

Dude you totally shot that in the eye! Finally we can watch t.v. without worrying about that stupid raccoon.

by Queen E'lena of the Elenaverse June 10, 2011

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vintage cock shot

Vintage cock shot is a term for second hand photos of a male reproductive organ originating from a previous time.

The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.

He sent me a vintage cock shot! He didn't just take this photo- it is recycled! He took it another day for another girl!

by whiteoakgrl17 September 25, 2011

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Cup Shot

Not having very good chances. From the origin of basketball and throwing garbage in to a garbage can when it obviously won't fit.

Howard: Are you going to throw that out?
Noel: just going to toss it from here
Howard: that won't fit, you have a cup shot at that!

followed by a miss

by distorted_G April 30, 2010

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