Hard Time

What your dumb ass ends up serving because you mixed up your Grandpa's viagra with his valium.

Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Try harding

Trying hard to get one's penis hard. Can be used when someone is trying to get someone else hard of themselves hard

Dude, Envy is try harding but his erectile dysfunction won't let him.

by Wrath the Vengeful December 9, 2020

Snap Hard

An unsolicited dick pic sent via snapchat

Yo Stacy Brian just sent me a snap hard

by Charlotte Brown September 15, 2020

Hard Bladder

One of the most annoying things ever. You forget to go to bed, and all of a sudden your bladder is rock hard, and when you go to the bathroom it takes like 2 minutes to take a piss.

In the darkly lit room, John tried to ignore the fact he was too tired to lift his body to urinate.

So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”

by SuperKamptiA May 7, 2023

Hard Dick

when your horny as hell

I currently have a "hard dick"

by 69420 cocks in my room March 20, 2022

the 90s hit her hard

When a person's eyebrow are so thin, or even not existent. It is assumed the person plucked their eyebrows so thin, a popular style in the 90s and early 00s, that they can no longer regrow them.

God, her eyebrows are so thin. The 90s hit her hard.

by Rose128 October 28, 2017

Soft to Hard

A soft to hard is a competition played between 2 males in online video chat rooms. Both men have to show their 100% flaccid penis at the start and remain only looking at the users on the call while masturbating and the first to cum .No porn is allowed so being gay isn’t allowed either(the other competitor(s) would be porn. Though other users in the call can do anything they want to influence the soft to hard. The overall goal is to see which degenerate discord user is more animalistoc.

“Steppa beat out legendary soft to hard vetrans his first time by breaking thier focus talking about animals genitalia. What a legend”

by BasedSteppa May 13, 2024