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Muffin

“I won’t tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you Cause I’m bluffin with my muffin” - Lady Gaga
by ambriel the great February 22, 2025
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Muffin

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Definition: Replacement for bad words of any calling mainly for the A-word
"Omg Skeppy, You are such a muffin-head"
by GenerationsOfWhat May 10, 2024
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Muffin Buffin

The female act of masturbation is precisely described as this.
A Man can also brag to his friends upon providing such pleasure to her to his friends by accomplishing this exercise effectively like a boss upon successfull fingering orgasm.
I gave this Lady a propper Muffin Buffin last night
by Sir.G March 5, 2021
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bus muffin

"Bus muffin" is a term commonly used, when on publice transport, to describe someone who you quite like the look of and therefore, will do your best to sit in the seat next to them. Even if there are plenty of other seats available.
"The bus I took yesterday was full of bus muffin, man! I didn't know where to sit so I just hovered over each one until I got off or they hit me! You should have been there, man!"

"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."
by cavefish April 20, 2009
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sazzle muffin

I have an itchy sazzle muffin

I need to go get my sazzle muffin waxed

Your face looks like a sazzle muffin
by muff muff 325 October 25, 2010
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Muffin topping

When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.
Yo me and Sam went muffin topping together last week, had a godly time.
by Top muffin topper December 3, 2019
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patagonia muffin

When you try to create an argument but fall flat on your face
Damn, man that debate was a real patagonia muffin
by owsky123 September 30, 2016
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