I can milk you

A meme Originated from Markipliers saying "I can milk you".

*looks at cow* I can milk you.

by BSposts July 7, 2020

he need some milk

When he looking thirsty and wanna get a girl knocked up, so he can drink her milk.

he looking like he need some milk.

by justhereforsomelearning November 4, 2016

And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.

So I fell asleep last night at seven and woke up a ten...And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

by REPO!THEGENETICOPERA!!!!!!!!!! August 5, 2010

Your dad went to the milk store

This condition is usually when you become a Dream/Dream SMP stan.

A Living Human: "Your dad went to the milk store"
A Dream Stan: "WHAT IM CANNCELLING YOU 172.128.4.1" *FAKE IP*

by omaksusepic May 8, 2022

Your dad left to get the milk

A description of your dad leaving your mom for somebody else; or used as a popular phrase.

"Your dad left to get the milk 🤣🤣🤣"

by Troy517 May 29, 2022

im gonna get some milk

The last thing you wanna hear from your dad.

Son, im gonna get some milk.
Kid: NO, NO, NOOOOO

by Scorpio0921 March 17, 2021

my father went to get milk

when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?

my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody

by how to commit unalive part 1 January 20, 2022