Meat bag

A condom.

Before I jumped into the sack with my hooker, I made sure I put on a meat bag.

by B-rad-izzle February 27, 2010

meat salad

Meat Salad: is the content of a hamburger, or cheeseburger, wrapped in a piece of lettuce. Could also be considered a protein burger

A chick orders a Double-double from In-N-Out burgerm orders it protein style, comes wrapped in lettuce, no bun, refers to it as a "meat salad"

i will take a meat salad to go please

by AZMZ3 June 11, 2006

Mystery Meat

When a nasty dirty sleazy ho wakes up with a hangover and can't remember who she fucked the night before.

Yeah girl I had fun but I don't remember shit. My vagina is sore too. I must have had some mystery meat last night.

by infin1te May 21, 2011

meat pole

a cock usually 8-12 inches in length. (mostly black)

that slut was riding that meat pole like an all-star

by BJ May 13, 2005

meat curtains

When a chicks bologna hangs to her knees! Those are Meat Curtains.

by Mike D. October 2, 2003

Meat Whistles

1. A pussy fart.

2. The greatest coed 16" softball team ever.

As I went down on her she let out two Meat Whistles in my mouth.

by ticky ty main October 9, 2009

Mixed Meat

Biggest cunts in Westminster, MD. No one likes them except the other half breeds and the white trash sluts that live in the trailer parks. They think theyre great at everything even though they often get cut from the sports teams and get arrested for trying to rob other drug dealers. They always end up fighting each other over whose dick is bigger or whose better at NBA 2k. All they do is talk themselves up when everyone really knows theyre going nowhere in life. No one would really noticed if they died and no one would really care.

Person 1: Who are those black kids?

Person 2: Thats 'Mixed Meat'

Person 1: Why are they acting so stupid?

Person 1: No idea.

by I Hate Mixed Meatt April 23, 2011