March 24

national give your bf head day

randomly start giving your bf head on march 24

by unknown person202 March 24, 2023

March 7

your crush has to come up to you and kiss you on the lips

Crush: yo Sarah come over here
Sarah: why
Crush: its march 7

sarah: so

"
Crush kisses Sarah "

by Ydk delilah March 6, 2025

no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.

john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah

by depressed banana February 28, 2025

March Madness

Sports Fans: The NCAA College Basketball Tournament

EDM Fans: Ultra Music Festival, EDC New Mexico and many other raves that dont use a basketball in any way.

Sports Fans: Dude, are you gonna watch March Madness on TV tonight?

EDM Fans: March Madness New Mexico Everybody! Who is ready to smash the fucking house!

by ThatOneDJ March 2, 2015

March 3

Slap your taller friend who calls u short.

It's march 3 I better slap my friend.

by Real999🤷‍♂️ March 2, 2024

March 14

National make out with your girlfriend day !

(Boy)Hey wanna kiss
(Girl) yea it's march 14

by Hddudvdnsjxy March 13, 2022

March 7

March 7 is the “national slap ur girlfriends ass day” meaning u can slap ur girlfriends ass as much as u want and she cant say nothing about it.

Boyfriend: *slaps girlfriends ass*

Girlfriend: Ahh ur lucky i cant tell u to stop because its March 7!
Boyfriend: Heh

by Slap ur gfs ass day! March 6, 2022