wet kiss 

When a man is on his hands and knees in the doggy style position, his partner is behind him giving him a blow job. When the partner is in the down position, their nose is pressed into the scrotum, then the man proceeds to farts on their forehead and yells wet kiss.

Last nite sally wanted to get kinky so she started giving me head from the back, so i gave her a wet kiss on her forehead.

wet kiss by Alex January 24, 2005

portuguese kiss 

When a crazy portuguese cunt goes in for a kiss only to sureprise you with a cigarette burn to the side of the face.

leaned in on shorty only to get hit with a portuguese kiss, hope this doest scar!

portuguese kiss by Papa p 12 March 29, 2015

first kiss 

the first kiss only means something for girls. do u know any guys who remember their first kiss? of course not. now ask them about the first time they had sex, then bingo!, the one that cant remember is a retard.

ill give u U$10,000 if u find a guy who remember his first kiss

first kiss by lucy loves daron March 2, 2004

salty kiss 

When you go down on a girl with a yeast infection and only realize halfway through so you vomit a bit in your mouth and gargle that around with some of her yeasty juices so that you can leak it back into her mouth as you come up to make out with her.

Maaan, so i was eating out at Cindy's clams casino last night and her muff carpet tasted kinda yeasty so I honked some smurfs in my own mouth and slurped a bit of her vadge podge along with that so I could give her a nice long salty kiss that involved lots of tongue, see if I could make her yodel some groceries for not having told me her snatch was raunch-a-taunchy.

salty kiss by Monster Village August 16, 2012

Chef's Kiss

The act of eating vegetables or fruits from a vagina.

My wife carried a carrot in her vagina to her workout yesterday and I gave her a Chef's Kiss when she got home.

Chef's Kiss by Pole Puller May 21, 2019

Pixy Kiss 

When you put pixy stick candy on your tongue, squeeze your lips like a kiss, and blow it out at someones face.

Me: these pixy stix are the best.
Friend: Your sister is being a bitch.
Me: I know, what should i do about it?
Friend: Give her a pixy kiss.

Pixy Kiss by nacho000 March 30, 2011

Banana Kiss

The kiss given to a guy after giving him a blow job.

"I can't figure out if it's gross or cute when she kisses me after sucking my dick."
"Dude it's fine, it's a banana kiss."

Banana Kiss by Imak February 11, 2014