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Josh

Josh is Jesus and God combined. If u fuck with him u will regret it. He also has a ginormas penis. He has also most likely fucked your mom, girlfriend, teacher, crush, aunt, and cousin. He is 10/10 times going to make the NBA. He prolly hates u as much as he hates those weird gay people who can't shut up about being gay and feminists.
Hot Girl: Josh is hot
Everyone on earth: No Shit
by Josh696969696969696969 July 14, 2020
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Josh

Josh is cool. He follows the example of our lord and savior, Shrek, and is the most coolest and amazing person you will ever meet. If you are dating a josh, leave him immediately as he is too good for you. Thanks :)
Is that a josh?

Yeah, he’s so handsome!

Yeah, but I’m not good enough for him...

Same, but shrek will still guide us
by NBD | Ulti November 5, 2020
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Josh

A really sexy guy who has an above average sized penis and will always flaunt his money because he always has so much of it, Josh has had 9 different tailors in the past because they cannot make the right sized pants because his dick is just so big. He is usually a tall loving guy who will always respect his parents.
Girl 1: Josh a has massive cock and heart
Girl 2: True
Girl 3: True
Girl4: True
Girl 19: True
by Not Josh Reimer September 24, 2019
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Josh

The biggest fucking frat boy you could ever meet. Not cool and hoes around.
by You bet October 29, 2019
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Josh

Notorious for being retarted an getting mad easily especially at stupid little things
“Josh you smell like feet
by Tyehehe October 4, 2020
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Joshing

The act of mocking an individuals physical or mental retardation. (Irish dialect)
Hey come on guys, I was only joshing with him.
by Cianog June 4, 2018
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josh

a literal retard, he lost all brain cells when he thought it was a good idea to sniff petrol
" petrol is so good want some" - josh
by 1234xxxxx March 13, 2024
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