Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
by luser November 21, 2002
by Slick Bastard December 12, 2006
Sacred Heart, the school the size of an atom located in Lancaster PA where girls wear either ridiculous plaid jumpers or kilts and our guys look so bad it's disgusting. At Sacred Heart, you will find your favorite websites such as coolmathgames have been blocked Mhm.They don't block Twitter,YouTube or Reddit but they block coolmathgames.Already a red flag.You have no clothing freedom to make a statement. They have uniforms and you are not allowed to wear extensions,makeup,fake nails,rings,etc. Probably the only good thing about our school is every grade (K-8) all get recess. But of course, unless you owe a teacher something you have to go for recess and can't leave. We also have a lunch period in our molecule cafeteria. Our lunches are so bad you could probably get food poisoning from it. The lunch lady is strict as hell and if you even breathe, bam detention. At Sacred Heart, we have no changing lockers. If you have a gym class for 30 minutes, so be it. You're wearing the same gym clothing the entire day. Have fun smelling like shit for a whole 7 hours. We have a "bully-go-bye-bye" reporting system on the crap app STOPit but of course it barely even works, making it possible for a kid to be beaten up by a kid 3 years younger than them. We have to go to Masses on Fridays and have a tone-deaf priest lead the Mass.. So, yeah. Don't come to Sacred Heart. It sucks. (And if someone who goes there/has gone there is reading this, hey man how you doing?)
Don't go to Sacred Heart of Jesus School, it's actual shit.
Person A: Hey man, why don't you like to go to school?
Person B: Because it's Sacred Heart of Jesus School.
Person A: Oh.
Person A: Hey man, why don't you like to go to school?
Person B: Because it's Sacred Heart of Jesus School.
Person A: Oh.
by EEEEE IM WALUIGI April 30, 2019
What goes through your mind when you are trying to watch a program and the person with the remote keeps rewinding, pausing,and playing segments back in slow motion
Jesus Christ shit fuck.... I wish Sean's dad would put the remote down... It will be two in the fucking morning before Americas got talent is over
by Super jo jo and friends July 21, 2016
by urbangamerboy8080 November 23, 2021
Apple Jesus Banana Disorder is a disorder that makes you hallucinate about apples and bananas, and the only cure is Jesus.
“I have Apple Jesus Banana Disorder.”
by mizukithesilly November 08, 2023
I was resting in my bed, reading a Wattpad Cole Sprose fanfiction when suddenly Cole appears in the doorway!
I smile but my expression quickly changes as he grabs me and pushes me up against the wall.
He whispers softly in my ear, and I can feel his hot breath on my neck, “Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”
“Amen.” I whisper back.
Suddenly, I am rudely awoken by my alarm clock and I cry as I realize I’ll never be able to talk to Cole about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
I smile but my expression quickly changes as he grabs me and pushes me up against the wall.
He whispers softly in my ear, and I can feel his hot breath on my neck, “Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”
“Amen.” I whisper back.
Suddenly, I am rudely awoken by my alarm clock and I cry as I realize I’ll never be able to talk to Cole about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020