Goat Syndrome 

Goat syndrome a rare disease like an STD, except scientist don't know how it's contracted
you just get it.
Goat syndrome makes you insanely goated at anything you do 💯

u got goat syndrome there's no WAY

Goat Syndrome by HoodGangMember April 9, 2024

Gatso'd 

When you get flashed by a Gatso branded speed camera

Tom was Gatso'd going 53 in a 30.

Gatso'd by Jack Spank9049 April 9, 2024

GOAT

Ryomen Sukuna

Ryomen Sukuna is the goat

GOAT by Sukunafan April 15, 2024

Goatfuckistan 

A term used by some U.S. Service Members that served during The Global War on Terror (GWOT) to describe the country their deployment(s) took place. The term is based on evidence by eyewitness account of U.S. Soldiers on the ground entering an area or structure while the act of bestiality with goats was occurring. Numerous videos on LiveLeak taken by MQ-1 Predator, MQ-9 Reaper and AH-64D Apache helicopters of locals having sexual intercourse with goats on rooftops can still be found on the internet.

The term also can be a derogatory statement of any country from Northern Africa to South Asia where the dominant religious groups can be of Muslim Faith.

Soldier 1: goddamn bro i can't wait to get the fuck out of goatfuckistan.
Soldier 2: same bro, same.

Goatfuckistan by DemocracySix April 15, 2024

goat fall

A goat is shocked and falls over.

I just saw a goat fall!

goat fall by plato! April 18, 2024

Goated Sauce Banger 

Tim mf worley

"Tim mf worley is the most goated sauce banger sigma to ever rizz."

Goated Sauce Banger by Neipetal April 20, 2024

Gnats 

Goddamnit Jordan! GODDAMNIT! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

Hym "Goddamnit Jordan, the gnats are here! My AC unit doesn't stay on indefinitely anymore and now I can't keep it cool enough to keep the gnats out! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can needs a static temperature of 55 degrees! It's AT LEAST 77 degrees in here! THIS IS WHY I said you needed to hurry it up! You already missed the juxtaposition of the empty garbage bin with the mounds of garbage! What are you even doing over there!? This is an absolute fucking travesty! Now I gotta run the fan on my AC for an hour... Switch it back over to AC... And then wait for it to cool back down until the gnats go away! Goddamnit! God-DAMN-it!"

Gnats by Hym Iam May 5, 2024