Ghetto Camping

A term that refers to sleeping in your car after getting in an altercation with a roommate, family member, or spouse.

My mom made me mad so I went ghetto camping.

by Arealnigga1738 March 24, 2025

ghetto cream

A shampoo labeled as Ghetto Cream, More commonly known as (Semen). Most white teenagers use this whilst washing their hair. It is rumoured that Ghetto Cream can stop (Split Ends) and has the same efficiency as any 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner.

Create in 2015, North London, Barnet

White Boy: "Mum we ran out of Ghetto Cream"
Mum: " Sorry I accidentally brought bull semen instead"

by A1.NrthLdn January 15, 2016

Ghetto best

The best that one's current circumstances deserve.

Alan- Ben only scored 2 points in the game last night.

Milo- Ben only has one arm.
Jayne- He gave his ghetto best.

by pandasupra April 6, 2017

Ghetto ghosted

When you are in a ghetto shuffle and almost punch someone, but end up missing them.

It woulda been a tko but you jus got ghetto ghosted!!!

by Demongel October 29, 2019

ghetto

The Grammys

“The Grammys are the most ghetto award dhlw ever”

by PLAN3TBRUNO April 3, 2022

Ghetto blast

A sex position in which when a mans time to "blast" arrives he slips into the anus and ejaculates. After which is done he proceeds to lick it out whilst fisting the partner.

Guy 1: damn man I totally ghetto blasted a bitch last night!

Guy 2: man you nasty.

Girl 1: should I let him ghetto blast me tonight?
Girl 2: girl nah that's for sluts and marriage!

by Finkykuck November 21, 2016

Ghetto Iron

When you don't have time to iron your clothes, so you use a hairdryer to work the creases out while wearing them.

Man my top was so creased for the interview I had to Ghetto Iron the creases out.

by Thorntor April 29, 2015